Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.
Another secret -- guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day"! Simple, effective and self-explanatory.
This holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
Alright people, update time. I just came home from a nice night on the town- I sit down and check my email, and I recieved this.
I am writing to clarify something that is on your web site. You have several links to pages
that talks all about Steak and BJ Day. That is a holiday my partner and I came up with last year for our radio show on FNX in New England. Ya see I am half of the Storm and Birdsey show. Goto www.FNXRadio.com We do afternoons in a bunch of states in New England. Everyone is ripping the idea off. that's cool as long as they get the date right and give us credit for the idea. As you can see at this link we have enerything you can need for Steak and BJ Day including printable cards for your loved one. Also, the holiday is March 14th NOT March 20th. All I ask is to give us the credit on your site. Thanks. Great site by the way. As soon as the changes are made I will link to your site from ours and push traffic to you for being a Steak and BJ Day friendly web site. Thanks.
Storm and Birdsey
Afternoons on FNX
www.StormandBirdsey.com
So there you have it people, the true story, straight from the horses mouth. Storm and Birdsey are the shit. I've never heard them, or heard of them, but they are geniuses. Geniuses who need to give Tom Gass, a nice free Storm and Birdsey t-shirt, and some bumper stickers, and business cards, and shit! :-D But yeah, visit their website (it's got boobies), as well as The official Steak and BJ day page- there, you'll find nifty things, such as the aforementioned Steak and BJ cards, as well as Storm and Birdseys guide to giving good head.
Ok kiddies, now run! Run far far away, and tell all of your friends about Steak and BJ day!
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